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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

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